funny msg

funny 2

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If i was an artist, u would b my picture. If i was a poet, u would b my inspiration. If i was an author u would b my story. But i'M only a cartoonist

2)Kunachya girl frnd la 'FANTA' avadto, kunachya girl frnd la 'COLA' avadto, kunachya girl frnd la 'MIRANDA'avadto. Mitra tuzya girl frnd la 'MAAZA' ka avadto ?

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