funny msg 4
1)
Damaad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaya.Gaon walon say pucha = yahan koi Enjoy Karney Wali Cheez Hai Kya ?Woh Bole : nahee babu . . .Ek thi woh bhi aap le gaye.. Hey gudmrng
2)
The cultural difference between USA & INDIA:"In USA u can KISS in public places but cant PISS..But in INDIA u can PISS in public places but cant KISS!"
3)3facts of life:-1: no1 dies virgin,life fucks evry1.2:gravity is bull shit,basicaly earth sucks.3:dnt drink water,fishs hav sex in it.
4)2 frnds were attending a boring lecture..1st frend:"Even my ass has fallen asleep!" 2nd frend:"I know,I heard it snoring 3 times..! Gud Nite....
5)Roses r lal,sky is nila,ur brain is likea khali patila. Oh,Bura maan liya!OK,Roses r red,sky is blue,I'm born smart...wat d helhapnd 2 u?
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