funny msgs

funny msg 5

1)
#include #include main(){long int girlfriends;double money; if(money!=0){girlfriends++; money--;}elseprintf("beggar");}j:-)

2)
Pak: Needed 6 runs in 4 Ball.. Pak people: ya allah 1 Chhakka De De.. Allah Replid: "Kutte Pura Pakistan Bhar Diya aur Kitne Bheju"? Send 2 every Indian..

3)
Pj of day-Tiger kils goat.Hipopotamus sees it.Tiger asks hipo nt 2 tel dis in court.Hippo refuses.Tiger asks Y.Hipo says, "COZ HIPS DONT LIE."

4)Tme for deadly PJ:-What do u cal a person who shakes d moon???Think. . . . . . . GUESS. . . CHANDRASHEKAR. . . :)

5)A perfect gift 4u 2day! Absolutely no cost, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable- its a SMILE from me 2u! :-)